Gun Shop Owner: " Hi, How can I help you? "
Client: " I ' m lookin ' for a gun. "
Owner: " What kind of gun are you lookin ' for? "
Client: (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): " That one looks about right. "
Owner: (very surprised): " Why do you need a .44 magnum? "
Client: " It ' s for shootin ' at cans. "
Owner: (pointing at a small handgun): " Well, this is the perfect size for shooting at cans. "
Client: (pointing again at the .44): " Nah, I need this one. "
Owner: " OK, what kind of cans are you shooting at? "
Client: " Mexi-cans.......Puerto Ri-cans........Afri-cans "