Topic śmiechu

[slavok]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIR3XFuY4Qs

[Gość Harry Lloyd]

[Bistol]

Kolejny hardcorowy koksu i kolejna ofiara takiego dobrodziejstwa jak siłownia, powiedźcie czym byłby internet bez nich?? ;D

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReDrTmfUGaY

 

Jest też i legalizacja (marihuneany) ;D

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaJlUawH_BY&context=C30babc8ADOEgsToPDskImSa_z_1WOZ_OP439NwDmj

Edytowane 20 Stycznia 2012 przez Bistol

[Carson]

 

to apropo pipa, sopa i acta :lol: klekajcie narody bowiem wolnosc w internecie dobiegla konca

[KHOT]

[Gość Harry Lloyd]

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaqfoHudOPI

Edytowane 21 Stycznia 2012 przez Harry Lloyd

[slavok]

[aerial]

[deserted]

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lgJU_pv8U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lgJU_pv8U

 

 

(co z tego że prymitywne, niech ktoś powie że gość nie ma racji)

Edytowane 23 Stycznia 2012 przez deserted

[KHOT]

[AragornPL]

Z jednej strony śmieszne, z drugiej straszne. Taką 'perełkę' dorwałem dosłownie przed chwilą, po włączeniu telepudła. Wyjazd w góry, nie za szybkie połączenie z internetem... czasami to się opłaca :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdZtAaNyt3I

[Gość Harry Lloyd]

[slavok]

[Gość Harry Lloyd]

 

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=fljKx9nvrL4

[KHOT]

Koleżanka skomentowała...

[Gość G.r.a.h.a.m.o.w.ski]

Gdzies mam screenshota gdzie ktos z purepc w artykule o systemie chlodzenia przetlumaczyl: HEAT PIPE jako ... ciepla pipa.

Z przymruzeniem oka :)

[Gość Harry Lloyd]

 

Edytowane 25 Stycznia 2012 przez Harry Lloyd

[slavok]

[q8ic]

Była taka grafika z mapą jak Amerykanin postrzega świat. Okazuje się, że ewidentnie jest ona zbyt chojna dla amerykańskich wybrańców - kandydat na prezydenta ma jeszcze bardziej ograniczone postrzeganie:

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Yeah, and 2+3 equals gazylion. So many fallacies that if You take one needle for everyone of them, You would look like a hedgehog.

American heart stops because of widespread sugar addiction. No this is not red herring, it's a fact.

Edytowane 26 Stycznia 2012 przez q8ic

[Melampus]

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?

 

A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.

 

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

 

A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!

 

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

 

A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio two to one, etc.

 

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

 

A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No pain...good!

 

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

 

A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in vegetable oil. In fact, they permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?

 

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

 

A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.

 

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

 

A: Are you crazy? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!

 

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

 

A: If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me.

 

Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?

 

A: Hey! 'Round' is shape!

 

 

 

Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

 

 

And remember:

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

 

AND.....

 

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

 

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

 

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

[KHOT]

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[BuMeL]

[slavok]

[kwasior500]

[reyden]

Z cyklu Nauka Jazdy

[Gość Harry Lloyd]

[slavok]

[KHOT]

 

 

Edytowane 28 Stycznia 2012 przez KHOT

[dr.elich]