Master Of Plaster

[funfel]

Master Of Plaster

 

 

Day after day, crumbling away

Knew your house had bad construction

Rain is leaking through, really soaking you

Listen to this clear instruction:

Look up you will see

Spackle's what you need

Better Hurry too

Before the roof falls through

 

Chorus:

It's leaking faster

You need some plaster

The rain drips faster

Go get your plaster, plaster

Plaster of paris is what you seek

Patching your roof and caulking your seams

Plaster of paris for fixing a leak

Goes under the paint and over the beams

Plaster Plaster

Goes under the paint and over the beams

 

Went the cheapskate way, now you're gonna pay

Every day the cracks get longer

Stingy you may be, but even you should see

You need something a little stronger

Look up you will see

Spackle's what you need

Better hurry too

Before the roof falls through

 

Chorus

 

Plaster, Plaster, where's that ceiling repair chapter?

Plaster, Plaster, for cracks of any size

Rafter, Rafter, right below the ceiliing rafter

Rafter, Rafter, seal it when it dries.

Fix me!

 

Spackle's good for that, even for habitat

For humanity creations

Now you know the way, you should start today

Stop you roof's disintegration

It will satisfy

It will keep you dry

No more leaking through

Now you have a clue!

 

Chorus

 

wiecej na http://metallica.terramail.pl/ ;)

[Mutos]

Profanacja dla mojego ulubionego zespołu i ulubionego albumu ale i tak jedno wielkie ROTFL:!:

[Felson]

czy w tym maczał palce Weird Al Yankovich :?:

 

ROTFL tak czy inaczej

 

 

BTW - stare spolsczenie tytułu "Majster od tapet" - znacie chyba, nie?

[funfel]

najlepiej sie to podspiwuje w trakcie sluchania oryginalu. brzuch mnie jeszcze boli :D

[funfel]

Dynasty (ala Battery)

 

 

 

Turning on the TV, nothing good to see

Ongoing stupidity

Brainripping chatter, doesnt really matter

Dynasty is on TV

Only one for me, see it right before me

Gotta watch the Dynasty

Screw my dang family, Dynasty is just for me

Dynasty...............Dynasty!!!

 

I think my brain is leaking, other channels I am seeking

But only one is right for me

It's better and it's recent, the only one thats decent

Dynasty is on TV

 

Repeat chorus

 

Other shows are outrageous, Dynastys contagious

Television quality

Entertaining power, other shows cower

Dynasty is on TV

[Dune]

stare to strasznie. ze 2 lata temu to czytalem.